fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in your bedroom, in a car, or in a party full of your closest friends when it feels like the walls are caving in.

bellasburgers:

Throwback.

You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.
You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

prasejeebus:

This belongs in a museum

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

the-witches-beard:

But seriously.